So apparently, my friend Kirk Phifer has managed to get mentioned on several blogs as the cause of a pretty intense girl fight. I have decided not to respond on any of those as I have my own. In response to Kelly Parker and Laurie Johnson, I should note that Kirk has previously given me agency in the area of his love life, and you’ll have to go through me to get to him. I realize you two may have already had your little fight, but let it be known that victory is short-lived. The victor should apply to me by way of commenting to this post, and I will send you the application and notice of application fee.
Thank you for your interest in the Kirkage.
Yours sincerely,
The Agency
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Ummm, upon reflection I think the Kirkage should be submitting his application to Kelly and me…not the other way around. Kelly and I called the fight off when Kirk didn’t even show up with the ring.
The Agency found it in Tha Man’s best interest to remove the priceless-article-to-be-worn-on-one-precious-woman’s-finger from his keeping while such a bitter and desparate war was waging. To this point, I have received one request for the 3 GB plain text file that is the application for espousing the Kirkage. I’m surprised that it was neither Kelly nor Laurie, whom we can now think might only be in it for the money. This does not help your chances, ladies. A full character investigation is part of the application process.